On Weekend Night::--
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WIFE In Romantic Mood:-Aaj Muje Rassi Se
Bandh Do aur Jo Karna Chaho Kr Lo.
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Pappu Ne Usay Bandha Or Dosto K Sath
Ghoomne Chala Gaya :) :)

I.P.L. Fever
Teacher - OSAMA ki 5 biwi&20 bachche.
Lalu ki 1 biwi aur 9 bachche,
to batao kaun achcha
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student - Score to OSAMA ka zyadahai ,
par STRIKE RATE lalu ka achahai________ __ :-/:-P

Ek bus me ek young
teacher khadi thi,
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Ek bachche ne kaha "aap meri jagah pe baith jayein",
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Teacher ne use thappar maar diya,
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Bhalai ka toh zamana hi nahi hai aaj kal,
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Bacha rote huye dobara apne papa ki goud mein baith gaya.

Shaadi ki 1st nite husband apni wife ko Rs. 500 de kar bola,
hum ne yeh kaam free mai kiya hi nahi
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Wife 200 wapis kar ke boli humne300 se zayada kabhi liye hi nahi 

rog s Chatting…
Frog 1 -Tur
Frog 2 -TurTur
Frog 1 -TurTurTur
Frog 2-TurTurTurTur
Frog 1-Tur Tur Tur
Frog 2-KUR KUR KUR
Frog1 – Kann Te Marni Main Chaped, Topic Change Na Kar… TurTur Tur.. :p

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