Always Be Happy

On Weekend Night::--
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WIFE In Romantic Mood:-Aaj Muje Rassi Se
Bandh Do aur Jo Karna Chaho Kr Lo.
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Pappu Ne Usay Bandha Or Dosto K Sath
Ghoomne Chala Gaya :) :)

I.P.L. Fever
Teacher - OSAMA ki 5 biwi&20 bachche.
Lalu ki 1 biwi aur 9 bachche,
to batao kaun achcha
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student - Score to OSAMA ka zyadahai ,
par STRIKE RATE lalu ka achahai________ __ :-/:-P

Ek bus me ek young
teacher khadi thi,
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Ek bachche ne kaha "aap meri jagah pe baith jayein",
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Teacher ne use thappar maar diya,
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Bhalai ka toh zamana hi nahi hai aaj kal,
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Bacha rote huye dobara apne papa ki goud mein baith gaya.

Shaadi ki 1st nite husband apni wife ko Rs. 500 de kar bola,
hum ne yeh kaam free mai kiya hi nahi
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Wife 200 wapis kar ke boli humne300 se zayada kabhi liye hi nahi 

rog s Chatting…
Frog 1 -Tur
Frog 2 -TurTur
Frog 1 -TurTurTur
Frog 2-TurTurTurTur
Frog 1-Tur Tur Tur
Frog 2-KUR KUR KUR
Frog1 – Kann Te Marni Main Chaped, Topic Change Na Kar… TurTur Tur.. :p

At Nirmal Darbar :-
Facebook user Boy:--> Baba mere
FACEBOOK PAGE par LIKE or
COMMENT nahi aate . . .
Nirmal Baba :-> FB last time kab
khola tha Boy : Baba kal khola tha
Nirmal Baba :--> 1 din mai kitni
baar FACEBOOK kholte hoo . . . ???
Boy : 2-3 baar
Nirmal Baba :--> Browser kon sa USE
karte hoo ? Boy : Baba "OPERA" . . .
Nirmal baba :--> Bas yahi se kirpa ruki
hai
jao or PASSWORD badl kar account
ko "GOOGLE CHROME" se kholo
sab theek hoo jaega__________ ____:p :p :p Agar Aur Koi Smassyaa hai toh Account
Mein 5,000 Rs Jmaa Krvaado......Kirpaa
Aaani Shuru Ho jaayegi . .
lolzzzzzzzzz

HEIGHT of FB addiction-
Boy updates his status-I am onlineon fb during lectures..hahah a
Professor comments-
... Get out of d class ryt nw..Principal likes d comment..
Friend commented-
Jaldi aa yaar,Cafe me item hai.. :D
Gate keeper commented-
Sab pehle idhar aa ke apni bikes lock kar dein..
Mom commented-
Nalayak class nai kar raha to chup chap sabzi leke ghar wapas aa ja..
Dad commented-
Dekh lo apne bete ki harkatein..
Gf commented-
I hate u..mujhe kaha tha ki papa ka accident ho gaya,wo hospital me hai..Mil nai sakta..
Dad commented-
Manhoos tu ghar aa...batata hu tujhe nalayak.. :

1 Gaon me kisi buzurg ke mar jane
se School me chutti ho gayi,
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... School se aate waqt Bacchon ne
do Buzurgo ko dekha to ek bola :-
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Dekh,do chutti or ghoom rahi
h....:-):-)
lolzz

Rubel Kaun Banega Crorepati Main:
Question: What is you father name?
Rubel: Plz Options?
a. Dilawar
b. Changez
c. Feroz
d. Sultan
Rubel: Life line-50/50
a. Dilawar
c. Feroze
Pathan: Audience Vote.
75% Dilawar
25% Feroze
Rubel: I want to use My last life line “Phone a friend.”
Kisse call karengy?
Rubel: Apne baap dilawar ko!

Boy to Girl Before Exam :- Hey All
The Best

Girl :- Same To You
But Girl Scored 80% Marks And Boy Failed.

Moral :- Only Boys Wish With True Heart :P

Girl is So Clever......... ..
Boy :- Janu ab tum change ho gayiho.
Girl :- Wo kyun ?
Boy :- Ab main tumhe KISS karta huto tum
Eyes Close Nahi Karti.
Girl :- Haramkhor Pichli Bar Close ki thi
to Mere Purse se 100 Rs. Gayab The.:@
HaHaHaHa

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere laakhoon
rupaye fase huye hain

Santa Banta Ek Din Park Mein Bethe
The
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.Achanak Se Santa Ek Ladki
Ko Dekh Ke Bola.
Santa: “Yaar Bantya, Wo Ladki Kitni
Sundar Hai”
Banta: “Mujhe Uska Naam Pata Hai”
Santa Hairani Se: “Achha Kya Naam
Hai Uska?”
Banta: “Wo Bank Mein Kaam Karti
Hai, Uske Counter Ke Upar Uska
Naam Likha Tha
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…
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Chaalu Khaata“